Some folks with both some good ideas and a great sense of humor have put up a real-looking "Notice of Proposed Land Use Action" in Pioneer Square.

Just in case the tunneling machine never gets un-stuck, they propose a "Born Again Bertha," with -- among other highlights -- the Apollo Ohn-O sports center, a skate park in the abandoned tunnel, and the Mike McGinn elementary and middle schools. You can see it virtually here or on Occidental Avenue just south of Occidental Park.